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giving my mom a forehead massage but the impulsive thoughts won and i poked my fingers in her nostrils. im sorry mother dearest

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what do I think about the saying “snug as a bug in a rug?” heh….. lets just say I think its….. magnificent 😈

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suddenly remembered the era of my life where i slept under a mattress and it felt nice

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when the okra come out sizzling 😈😈😈😈😈

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dinner smells soooooo good…..

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random tarot card youtuber you are HITTING TOO CLOSE TO HOME

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this was supposed to be a very emotional and vulnerable blog entry but I was too tired to continue and now the title is more funny than sad LMFAO

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no more peanut butter crackers so im settling for cheese crackers…..

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its really foggy today, but only in the distant horizon. its clear, glum, and grey just outside my window alas.

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I can’t believe I completely neglected to add the funny fact during my hot pot trip where I tried to tip the waitress since the tip jar was empty but all I had in my joke bear coin pouch were mexican pesos. The waitress complimented my coin pouch and was grateful for the 5 MXN pesos I tipped regardless I think at least ^.^